The Vampire Knitting Club

Because I had a hard time sleeping, because this book was only 99 cents, and because I wanted to prove that I really do like paranormal cozy mysteries, you get a review of The Vampire Knitting Club by Nancy Warren.

I grew up with stories of Dracula and Buffy the Vampire Slayer and then was introduced to the world of Twilight when I was a young adult, so I was curious what flavor of vampires would appear in the very obviously-named The Vampire Knitting Club. In this book, you’ll get a hint of how dangerous vampires can be, but with the air of people who are so old that they might as well knit and have a good social life while they’re at it.

Lucy Swift is excited to visit her grandma in Oxford. She needs a break, following a breakup with her cheater boyfriend, and to take a breather while she decides what to do with the rest of her life. But when she gets to her grandmother’s shop, Cardinal Woolsey’s, it’s closed and her grandmother is dead. And there seems to be vampires living under the shop. Vampires who knit.

I don’t want to write much more than this. In fact, I would advise people interested in this book to not read the book blurb or the introduction inside the book (at least in the Kindle version). It gives too much away and took a bit of my enjoyment of discovery out of the book.

As for me, I enjoyed this book (even with too many spoilers in the book blurb). It had everything you could want in a first book in a cozy mystery series: a small-town feel as you explore three shops on one street, eccentric characters, a likable, smart, main character, and a mystery with enough red herrings to keep you guessing. And it has everything you’d want from a light paranormal cozy book: vampires, witches, familiars. And just a touch of what you’d like from a book with knitting: descriptions of scrumptious sweaters with yarns you’d love to sink your fingers into.

Because there’s so much going on in this book, some areas might seem too easy or convenient. Some may wish the book spent more time with the mystery. Or the vampires and witches. Or the knitting. The book moved at a good clip, and before you know it you’ll be finished and realize the last 10% is dedicated to a preview of the next book. Still, it hit every note I wanted hit with a cozy paranormal mystery, and I am considering getting the next book or two. (Amazon told me I could get the next five or so on Kindle for the price of one hardcover, and it is very, very tempting. Especially as spooky season AND sweater season is approaching)

The Apparition in the Attic

Hey all! It’s been a while. I was going through a rough time, so I decided to just read for reading’s sake and not worry about reviews. That worked a bit, but of course didn’t fix everything, but I had to come back! Why? Well, because I want you all to commiserate with me.

What the heck did I just read?

The Apparition in the Attic, by Courtney McFarlin is the first book in the Soul Seeker series, a series of cozy mysteries so devoid of any details that I can’t tell you what state it’s in, what part of the US, what time of year it is, or what the main character’s favorite pizza topping is, even though she eats pizza two or three times in this short book.

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The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle: Audiobook Edition

Here’s how much I like The 7 1/2 Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle by Stuart Turton: I still had five minutes left to listen to when I decided to buy it for my brother for his birthday this week. And it’s taking me all my self-control to not buy a copy for myself, for my mom for Mother’s Day (because it’s earlier in the year than Father’s Day and they can share), for my second brother for his birthday, and for my third brother for his birthday. Heck, I want to buy a copy of this book for each of you and reach through the interwebs to thrust the glossy cover in your face.

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The Dead Girls Detective Agency

Oi! I’m back!

I won’t bore you with whatever whiny excuse I have this time, but suffice it to say that I took a hiatus from book reading, started to feel a bit empty, then found a book club on Facebook (literally called Monthly Book Club, with thousands of book lovers all chatting—spoiler free—about their love of books and their current reads) and decided to jump back in with a simple YA book I found at a library book sale a few years back.

The Dead Girls Detective Agency by Lucy Cox fit the bill. A simple enough whodunnit with a twist—Charlotte finds herself recently deceased, and in order to pass on to the next life, she must find her murderer and make them confess. If she doesn’t? Well, she’ll be stuck forever.

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Spooky time is almost here!

Hello everyone! The month of haunts and ghosties and goblins is almost here, and since the biggest monster of all is microscopic and ruining everyone’s season festivities I thought I’d try to do extra posts this year, even if I don’t finish a lot of books. But I’ll try to finish lots of books and post reviews in time to help guide you towards creepy tales you may or may not want to read after dark.

I’ll include lots of audiobook reviews this month to help get through more content faster. Podcasts during work will have to wait.

As a teaser, I am currently reading or just finished reading/listening to the following (book blurbs taken from Amazon because I’m lazy today):

Lock Every Door by Riley Sager

No visitors. No nights spent away from the apartment. No disturbing the other residents, all of whom are rich or famous or both. These are the only rules for Jules Larsen’s new job as an apartment sitter at the Bartholomew, one of Manhattan’s most high-profile and mysterious buildings. Recently heartbroken and just plain broke, Jules is taken in by the splendor of her surroundings and accepts the terms, ready to leave her past life behind.

As she gets to know the residents and staff of the Bartholomew, Jules finds herself drawn to fellow apartment sitter Ingrid, who comfortingly reminds her of the sister she lost eight years ago. When Ingrid confides that the Bartholomew is not what it seems and the dark history hidden beneath its gleaming facade is starting to frighten her, Jules brushes it off as a harmless ghost story . . . until the next day, when Ingrid disappears. 

Searching for the truth about Ingrid’s disappearance, Jules digs deeper into the Bartholomew’s sordid past and into the secrets kept within its walls. What she discovers pits Jules against the clock as she races to unmask a killer, expose the building’s hidden past, and escape the Bartholomew before her temporary status becomes permanent.

Imaginary Friend by Stephen Chbosky

Single mother Kate Reese is on the run. Determined to improve life for her and her son, Christopher, she flees an abusive relationship in the middle of the night with her child. Together, they find themselves drawn to the tight-knit community of Mill Grove, Pennsylvania. It’s as far off the beaten track as they can get. Just one highway in, one highway out.
At first, it seems like the perfect place to finally settle down. Then Christopher vanishes. For six long days, no one can find him. Until Christopher emerges from the woods at the edge of town, unharmed but not unchanged. He returns with a voice in his head only he can hear, with a mission only he can complete: Build a treehouse in the woods by Christmas, or his mother and everyone in the town will never be the same again.

Played for a Fool by Stephanie Black


Three years ago, the small town of Britteridge was rocked by the senseless murder of Gail Ludlum. Now the people most affected by the tragedy have returned to the place where it all began, and the scene is set for the perfect revenge . . . Megan O’Connor’s life was shattered when she was unwittingly drawn into a kidnapping plot that ultimately led to the murder of an innocent woman. Though the road to redemption has been long, she’s finally found happiness with her recent engagement to a wonderful man, a pillar of the community. But amid the chaos of wedding planning, the return of Gail Ludlum’s son to Britteridge sets in motion a disturbing sequence of events. Soon Megan finds herself the victim of a series of cruel deceptions that indicate one thing: her past mistakes have not been forgiven or forgotten. As the mischief escalates to dangerous levels, it becomes clear that someone is determined to avenge Gail’s death. And they won’t rest until they’ve taken a life for a life.

The Hunger by Alma Katsu

Evil is invisible, and it is everywhere.

That is the only way to explain the series of misfortunes that have plagued the wagon train known as the Donner Party. Depleted rations, bitter quarrels, and the mysterious death of a little boy have driven the isolated travelers to the brink of madness. Though they dream of what awaits them in the West, long-buried secrets begin to emerge, and dissent among them escalates to the point of murder and chaos. They cannot seem to escape tragedy…or the feelings that someone–or something–is stalking them. Whether it’s a curse from the beautiful Tamsen Donner (who some think might be a witch), their ill-advised choice of route through uncharted terrain, or just plain bad luck, the ninety men, women, and children of the Donner Party are heading into one of one of the deadliest and most disastrous Western adventures in American history. 

As members of the group begin to disappear, the survivors start to wonder if there really is something disturbing, and hungry, waiting for them in the mountains…and whether the evil that has unfolded around them may have in fact been growing within them all along.

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And that’s just the beginning…

I’ll also probably try to do a look back at Dracula (with some commentary on the musical you probably didn’t know existed).

We’ll see if I’ve bitten off more than I can chew.

Here’s reviews of other creepy books I’ve read:

I Am Not a Serial Killer

Beatrysel

What Immortal Hand

The Nightwalker

Long Lankin

We Have Always Lived in the Castle